My Favorite Quotes, Phrases and Sayings

I like these, so they are staying!
I love a well turned phrase and am always writing them down.
I get the from books, from people's signatures on their E-mail,
and sometimes even (gasp) television. So here are a few, to share
with you. If you have one you think I'd like or even hate, please
send it to me. Thanks.

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{yin-yang}
You count up all the great memories in your life,
and hope you get into double digits before the end of it.
--???????????

{yin-yang}
The world itself is but a large prison, out of
which some are daily led to execution.
--Sir Walter Raleigh

{yin-yang}
He who spares the bad, injures the good.
--Publius Syrus

{yin-yang}
There is one stronger that any of us and that is all of us.
--Napolean

{yin-yang}
Beauty is the virtue of the body as virtue is the beauty of the soul.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

{yin-yang}
The ways of the Lord are often dark, but never pleasant.
--???????????

{yin-yang}
Dark dancers on the fringe of the fringe....
--Steve Perry

{yin-yang}
Bare ruined choirs where late the sweet birds sang...
--Shakespeare

{yin-yang}
Every morn and every night,
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.
--from William Blake's poem, "Auguries of Innocence"

{yin-yang}
DOS=HIGH ....I knew it was on something!

{yin-yang}
Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free
Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing
This is the ultimate
--Chaung Tzu

{yin-yang}
We sense that life is a dark comedy and maybe we can live with that.
However, because the whole thing is written for the entertainment of the
Gods, too many of the jokes go right over our heads.
--Two Vanished Victims, Martha Stillwater

{yin-yang}
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.
--Anonymous

{yin-yang}
The world is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.

{yin-yang}
The silken covered ivory towers that assend to the alter upon which all
men worship.
--Rick Kusrow

{yin-yang}
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should
treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you,
they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay,
and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

{yin-yang}
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through
my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow
learner."
--Lynda Montgomery

{yin-yang}
"You've got to dance like nobody's watching, and love like it's never
going to hurt."
--????????????

{yin-yang}
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.
--????????????

{yin-yang}
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
--????????????

{yin-yang}
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as
they go flying by.
--?????????????

{yin-yang}
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
--?????????????

{yin-yang}
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
--?????????????

{yin-yang}
There are two rules for ultimate success in life.
1. Never tell everything you know.
--?????????????

{yin-yang}
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
--?????????????

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