Hey Dad I bet ya think I did dis huh, wail I did. Hi eberryone I'm Priss Da Pest an I'm here to tail ya ders no doubt bout who is da alpha bitch round here. Also I am da WSWF (Werld Sheltie Wrestlin Fedration) champeen an I hab to prove it eberry day.
(Cupid) Oh ya what bout you tearin stuff like da comforter
Wail it attacked me furst so I killed it. An why do I bark furst all the times, cause he who barks loudest barks loudest. Why do I jump up an twist my body an push gainst da door when Dad leafs da house, cause I can. Ya wemember I'm da only one here dat can do da Sheltie spin in da air an it's all cause I'm a tude
(Amigo) Ya mean yer a dude
No cause I hab attitude an I am a tude. I also don't hab enny Wink*Wink cause der ain't no dog out der worthy of me.